Pornos Don’t Let You Down!
22 05 09 - 15:30Porn is awesome and if it didn’t exist, I would personally be the creator of it. Although some people, and I do believe it to be a small number of people, (it has to be, right?) believe that porn is dirty and that sex only belongs behind closed doors and it is only to be done in the name of procreation and anything else is excessive and completely wrong: I am definitely not one of those people!And even though a large number of people who enjoy porn might not admit their love of watching others indulge in sins of the flesh, I will. I will do it often, I quite thoroughly enjoy porn and I wish everyone felt the same way I do. I mean, porn is great!
Besides just being good ole fun, porn does not let you down. Seriously, the internet lets you down, lovers let you down, friends let you down, work lets you down, porn simply does not! It doesn’t matter if you are using it to creatively avoid your house work or to tucker yourself out for a nap, porn is always there. It could be that you need to sit down and grind one out before going out on a date, but you’re nervous and can’t get the job done; porn, like a true friend, can lend a helping hand.
Porn definitely does not get insecure when you talk to girls, porn wants you to bring the girls home and watch it together! Shoot, porn definitely knows that having a good time is what you are all about and would never interfere. Porn by all accounts is a very understanding buddy that knows that you like to mix it up a little, and porn actively encourages that.
